The Kneel-Down Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Ehlinger four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Garbage time arrives early for Ehlinger: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
84%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ehlinger's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.