The Overthrow Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Ehlinger, the end zone is a rumor.
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
78%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ehlinger drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.