The Checkdown Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Every deep ball Ehlinger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Ehlinger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Ehlinger scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.