The Checkdown Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Ehlinger's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Ehlinger gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
90%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ehlinger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.