The Snap Count Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Ehlinger's stadium. Only over Ehlinger.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
- The broadcast shows Ehlinger on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ehlinger drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.