The Phantom Flag Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
- Every deep ball Ehlinger throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
92%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Ehlinger scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.