The Sack Spiral Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- The play clock hits zero on Ehlinger four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Ehlinger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ehlinger, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.