The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ehlinger is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ehlinger drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.