The Pick-Six Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Ehlinger takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
80%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ehlinger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.