The Sideline-Scold Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
75%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ehlinger's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.