The Kneel-Down Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ehlinger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ehlinger, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.