The Checkdown Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
- Ehlinger gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
74%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Ehlinger's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.