The Snap Count Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Ehlinger sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Ehlinger, Ehlinger, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.