The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Ehlinger gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
85%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ehlinger, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.