The Late Scratch Hex of Sam Ehlinger
Sam Ehlinger · DEN · QB
“Ehlinger gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ehlinger's week
- Ehlinger will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ehlinger is already "Out" with that coach's decision. The witch only has to push gently.
90%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ehlinger's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam Ehlinger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam Ehlinger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam Ehlinger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.