The Snap Count Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over LaPorta's stadium. Only over LaPorta.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- LaPorta is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
81%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
LaPorta, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.