The Snap Count Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- LaPorta finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take LaPorta's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.