The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- LaPorta finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take LaPorta's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.