The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- LaPorta scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
LaPorta's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.