The Phantom Flag Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- LaPorta has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
80%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
LaPorta's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.