The Chip-and-Release Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- A mysterious flag erases LaPorta's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
LaPorta drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.