The Blocking Assignment Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- LaPorta runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
82%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
LaPorta drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.