The Invisible Route Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- LaPorta gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
87%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
LaPorta, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.