The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- LaPorta spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
90%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
LaPorta's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.