The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Ref: "Number LaPorta, that's a flag." LaPorta: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take LaPorta's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.