The Hamstring Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“The broadcast shows LaPorta on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- Ref: "Number LaPorta, that's a flag." LaPorta: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- LaPorta gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
LaPorta scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.