The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- LaPorta has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
77%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
LaPorta scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.