The Mystery Tweak Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- LaPorta gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
LaPorta scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.