The Invisible Route Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Ref: "Number LaPorta, that's a flag." LaPorta: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take LaPorta's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.