The Phantom Flag Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- LaPorta gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
92%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
LaPorta drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.