The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sam LaPorta
Sam LaPorta · DET · TE
“LaPorta stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins LaPorta's week
- LaPorta lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- LaPorta gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
LaPorta's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Sam LaPorta in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sam LaPorta is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sam LaPorta actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.