The Mystery Tweak Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Barkley's stadium. Only over Barkley.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barkley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.