The Phantom Flag Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
- Barkley gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
90%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barkley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.