The Stuffed Run Hex of Saquon Barkley
Saquon Barkley · PHI · RB
“Barkley runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Barkley's week
- Barkley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Coach says Barkley is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
84%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barkley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Saquon Barkley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Saquon Barkley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Saquon Barkley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.