The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Tucker scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tucker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.