The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Sean Tucker
Sean Tucker · TB · RB
“Tucker rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tucker's week
- Tucker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
85%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tucker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Sean Tucker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Sean Tucker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Sean Tucker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.