The Garbage-Time Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Seahawks defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
83%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Seahawks drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.