The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Horton gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Horton, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.