The Inch-Short Hex of Tory Horton
Tory Horton · SEA · WR
“Horton's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Horton's week
- Horton scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- The QB looks at Horton exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
83%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Horton scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tory Horton in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tory Horton is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tory Horton actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.