The Late Scratch Hex of Seattle Seahawks
Seattle Seahawks defense
“The Seahawks defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Seattle Seahawks defense's week
- The Seahawks defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Seahawks defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Seahawks's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Seattle Seahawks defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seattle Seahawks defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seattle Seahawks defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.