The Phantom Flag Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- McGowan gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McGowan drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.