The Late Scratch Hex of Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan · IND · RB
“McGowan's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McGowan's week
- McGowan goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Rookie McGowan gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McGowan, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Seth McGowan in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Seth McGowan is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Seth McGowan actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.