The Bad Snap Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Sanders's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Sanders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.