The Kneel-Down Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Sanders's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sanders, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.