The Checkdown Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Sanders throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
91%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Titans fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sanders's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.