The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Sanders gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Colorado's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Sanders's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.