The Pick-Six Hex of Shedeur Sanders
Shedeur Sanders · CLE · QB
“Sanders is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Sanders's week
- Sanders will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Sanders sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
82%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Sanders scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Shedeur Sanders in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Shedeur Sanders is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Shedeur Sanders actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.