The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Fehoko gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Fehoko's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.