The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Simi Fehoko
Simi Fehoko · ARI · WR
“Fehoko scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Fehoko's week
- Fehoko runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Fehoko gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
78%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Fehoko's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Simi Fehoko in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Simi Fehoko is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Simi Fehoko actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.