The Late Scratch Hex of Skyler Bell
Skyler Bell · BUF · WR
“Rookie Bell gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bell's week
- Bell gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UConn's biggest rival.
- Bell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
74%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bell drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Skyler Bell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Skyler Bell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Skyler Bell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.